The British have historically not been known for food that one would enjoy - but things have definitely changed with the appearance of modern cuisine. Even beyond that, a good, well made Sunday roast is a thing of splendor.

Best Food

Launceston Place

It is always thoroughly enjoyable to introduce the ignorant to the grandeur of real food. Of delicious morsels and mouth watering dishes. To see their little, unexpecting faces contract with orgasmic pleasure as they take a first bite. It seemed high time I saved my sister from the masses of peasants by taking her to her first Michelin starred restaurant.

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Dinner by Heston Blumenthal


The leaves were lazily detaching themselves from the branches, queasy about their decision to move to a lower level of existence. People were jogging casually as I sat there, behind the glass window, in the pleasant warmth of the restaurant. To make things slightly more abstract, a trained eagle landed on the hedge and strolled around for a while, ribbons at his tiny eagle claws. Continue reading

Best View

Dinner by Heston Blumenthal


The leaves were lazily detaching themselves from the branches, queasy about their decision to move to a lower level of existence. People were jogging casually as I sat there, behind the glass window, in the pleasant warmth of the restaurant. To make things slightly more abstract, a trained eagle landed on the hedge and strolled around for a while, ribbons at his tiny eagle claws. Continue reading

Best for Glamour and Glitz

The Gilbert Scott

An old, wrinkly man sat at the piano, and his wrinkles sat there with him. Happy notes were springing off the keys and hopped all over the place, gentle and soft. The lights were suddenly dimmed, to remind me of how much I currently lack any romantic interest in my life. Except cats.

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Bob Bob Ricard

As we entered, beyond the small, somber hallway laid a glimpse of what could have easily been a location for one of the parties in the Great Gatsby. The opulence and glamour quickly envelops you, like an expensive fur coat, heavy yet empowering. The mood is set for you to feel good, because all of a sudden you want to feel good.
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